Hardwater Jesus by Firstborn Mercantile

from $25.00

Jesus, drifting serenely on a frozen lake. He’s not just walking on water today; he’s ice fishing with the patience of a saint and the sense of humor of someone who’s been around a while.

Why you’ll love it:

  • Perfect for weekend worship, winter fishing trips, or ironic backyard BBQs.

  • Soft, comfy fabric that feels like divine intervention for your wardrobe.

  • A playful reminder that miracles come in many forms — sometimes with a bobber.

Wear it when you want to keep things light, blessed, and a little bit slippery. Amen to that.

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Jesus, drifting serenely on a frozen lake. He’s not just walking on water today; he’s ice fishing with the patience of a saint and the sense of humor of someone who’s been around a while.

Why you’ll love it:

  • Perfect for weekend worship, winter fishing trips, or ironic backyard BBQs.

  • Soft, comfy fabric that feels like divine intervention for your wardrobe.

  • A playful reminder that miracles come in many forms — sometimes with a bobber.

Wear it when you want to keep things light, blessed, and a little bit slippery. Amen to that.